squashs:

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

lumwinkle:

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

I actually don’t care about the relatable post, but I freaking love this gif. It’s blowing my mind

poptartswiftie:

howyougetthefangirl:

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

This is so kind of them

alcomol:

veni-vidi-linguine:

problematiclarry:

i just wanna say for any of u that arent british the sun literally has zero credibility in the uk. like everybody knows it as a sleazy tabloid thats racist, sexist and full of shit. it has a section dedicated to pictures of topless women and one of it’s columnists is katie hopkins, literally the most hated woman in Britain. like its widely read and popular but it’s reputation is probably the lowest of the low

Okay but when you said the sun I thought you meant the actual literal sun and I was so confused

we don’t have the real sun in the uk as a punishment for our sins

telapathetic:

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”